hanzel and grettle

so there is a painting called hanzel and grettle in briannas hallway but they are lost so they are going north so they can find there way as a crow ate their breadcrumbs..... they are so sad and lost like me i feel for them!!!!!!

The irish people in the house.

Im gonna make you work. Im gonna make you scream. For MY ICED CREAM>!!!!!!!!!!!! SGARRRETS SITTING NEXT THE THE DIZZLE> HES A GRAMMERER NAZIIIIIIIII!

I got raped last night

theres not much more to say...

I tripped bawls in nosb today

So, I didnt sleep the night before the Blue Lobster Bowl, and on the way there I took some Sudafed P.M. cause I had a cold. I took some more when I got there too cause the first batch didnt help. A half hour in I started to trip and made friendship bracelets out of some ribbon I found, not quite sure where I got it. I made two and gave one to Mr. Grant. We are now BFF'S!!!

Four easy payments

"You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95." I want a product for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment! We can't tell you which one, but one of those payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck, fucker! That last payments has to be paid in wampum!"

My Drink of Choice: Nightquil on the Rocks

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Ok, this is going to be a complete waste of my time, and will probably fail within a week, but, meh...